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Server Jokes Cheat Sheet (DRAFT) by

squeaky clean jokes for servers to tell customers

This is a draft cheat sheet. It is a work in progress and is not finished yet.

Table 1

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "­bea­ns" in a sentence. "My father grows beans,­" said one girl. "My mother cooks beans,­" said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."­
Teacher: "­Which book has helped you the most in your life?" Student: "My father's check book!"
If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then lefties are the only ones in their right mind.
 

Table 2

Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
"­Johnny, why did you kick your brother in the stomac­h?" exclaimed the angry mother. “It was pure accident, Mama. He turned around.”