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Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity & Martin Luther King \tn 
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Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education & Bertrand Russell \tn 
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Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change & Confucius \tn 
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt & Bertrand Russell \tn 
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Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders & Sloan Wilson \tn 
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Stupid is as stupid does & Forrest Gump \tn 
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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget & Thomas Szasz \tn 
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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty & George Bernard Shaw \tn 
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To be stupid and selfish and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless & Gustave Flaubert \tn 
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There is no cure for stupid wives and willful children & Chinese proverb \tn 
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A clever wife often sleeps with a stupid husband & Chinese proverb \tn 
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Unless one pretends to be stupid and deaf, it is difficult to be a mother-in-law or father-in-law & Chinese proverb \tn 
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Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives & Oscar Wilde \tn 
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The only thing that ever consoles man for the stupid things he does is the praise he always gives himself for doing them & Oscar Wilde \tn 
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It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. & George Bernard Shaw \tn 
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There are only two races on this planet-the intelligent and the stupid & John Fowles \tn 
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One must be a little foolish, if one does not want to be even more stupid & Michel de Montaigne \tn 
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Rules are just helpful guidelines for stupid people who cant make up their minds & Greg House (House MD) \tn 
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Stupidity is like art. Everyone can do it, but only the truly gifted are masters at it. & Nikhil Saluja quotes \tn 
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Don't argue with idiots because they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience & Greg King \tn 
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Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference & Mark Twain \tn 
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Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him & Proverbs 26:4 \tn 
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If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? & Albert Einstein \tn 
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Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backward & J.K. Rowling \tn 
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups & George Carlin \tn 
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In politics, stupidity is not a handicap & Napoleón \tn 
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Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop & Laurell K. Hamilton \tn 
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The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity & Harlan Ellison \tn 
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A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand & Bertrand Russell \tn 
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Sometimes a man wants to be stupid if it lets him do a thing his cleverness forbids & John Steinbeck \tn 
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What is it you most dislike? Stupidity, especially in its nastiest forms of racism and superstition & Christopher Hitchens, Hitch-22 \tn 
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Irony is wasted on the stupid & Oscar Wilde \tn 
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Beauty fades, dumb is forever & Judy Sheindlin \tn 
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When a great genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign; that the dunces are all in confederacy against him & Jonathan Swift \tn 
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Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade & Patricia Briggs \tn 
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I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise & Blaise Pascal \tn 
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I'm allergic to stupidity & Chris Colfer \tn 
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Stupidity lies in wanting to draw conclusions & Gustave Flaubert \tn 
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Never underestimate human stupidity & Pittacus Lore \tn 
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Jasnah had once defined a fool as a person who ignored information because it disagreed with desired results & Brandon Sanderson \tn 
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You cannot argue stupidity, you just have to accept it patiently as one of those things & Nevil Shute \tn 
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I doubt you can understand the magnitude of the stupidity in your statement & Robert Jordan \tn 
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Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results & Albert Einstein \tn 
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If you're gonna be stupid you gotta be tough & John Grisham \tn 
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People surprise you, Frank, with just how fuckin stupid they are & Richard Ford \tn 
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If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out & Will Rogers \tn 
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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public & Scott Adams \tn 
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Incredibly intelligent people always seem odd to those who are not as sharp & Alexei Maxim Russell \tn 
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The biggest threat against the survival of humanity is not brutality and unkindness, it is stupidity and selfishness & Moonzajer \tn 
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It's the fools that make all the trouble in the world, not the wicked & L.M. Montgomery \tn 
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There are only 2 paths to happiness in life. Utter Stupidity or Exceptional Wealth & Ziad K. Abdelnour \tn 
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You can't fix stupid & Alan Woods \tn 
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The stupidest man I ever met had a favourite saying. It was: 'What do you think I am, stupid, or something? & Idries Shah \tn 
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Humanity is OK, but 99\% of people are boring idiots & Zizek \tn 
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Sin can be forgiven, but stupid is forever & Chanel \tn 
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Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity & Sammy Davis Jr \tn 
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Stupidity of proving yourself when not required is itself a proof of stupidity & Vikrmn \tn 
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When stupidity knocks at the door, it is stupidity that opens it & Ljupka Cvetanova \tn 
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Dogs are owned for their loyalty, but men are owned only because of their stupidity & Moonzajer \tn 
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Against stupidity; be always prepared & Aumann \tn 
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Wisdom simplifies the things; stupidity makes the things complicated! & Murat ildan \tn 
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You must be stupid, if you think that i'm stupid enough, to believe your stupidness stupidity & Khmi \tn 
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The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it & John Cleese \tn 
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Innocence is the most intelligent admission of stupidity & Raheel Farooq \tn 
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Ambition and stupidity are a dangerous combination & Dean Koontz \tn 
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Being smart means you learned it well; being stupid means you haven't learned it yet; but true genius means you know it when no one taught it to you & Sneha Abraham \tn 
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Smart people often refuse to accept they can be stupid & insanemetal187 reddit \tn 
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